A Tall Tale


I guess I should tell you a little about myself...
Here is goes.
Well, my name is Siobhan, and it is pronounced like "Shuvon"..
Don't ponder that too long, or you will soon develop a brain tumour and I don't want the on my conscious.
I am 13 years old, and I know that not a lot of interesting things happen to a lot of female characters my age, but I think I have an interesting take on this world, so maybe I am worth listening to?
I eat a lot of food. Food is probably the best word to describe me, I eat it all the time. Don't give a damn if I am hungry or not, if it's old or not and the word "figure" means shit all to me if I cannot have my fatty ass chocolate dipped in gravy.
Other than food, I think scary movies fall in line for the next best thing in my life. They scare me and I love being scared, it's a thrill. Screw all that murderer shit, I want some ghosts, even if it makes me terrified of the dark.
My biggest fear is waves. Not those wimpy ass waves that are near the shore, I am talking about those huge fricken things that are 50+ that kill people. I can't even think about it without getting goose bumps.
I love sleep but don't like going to sleep.
School is not my strong point, but I love writing and blogging and maybe want to be an author one day? I don't know, but I have started a few "books" that I do not intend of finishing... I'm young.
I have like a billion other blogs, like I said, but only 2 others are active.
And the other is: The Official Ranter Blog
I try to update them as much as I can. Right now it's spring break, so it's been pretty easy to blog, but school starts in a few days - meh - so I won't be able to blog as much, which sucks for me.
I don't really care if any one reads my blog, I just do it for fun, but dear god please read my other two, I put a lot of work into them.
Last thing, my house is haunted. No questions asked.
That is a picture of me. I don't normally take pictures of myself, especially in bathrooms, because, well I hate chicks that do that. I just needed good lighting, and sadly, the shitting room is the best room for that, and I just wanted you guys to know what I looked like.
Well... See you later.

PART 2:

My name is Siobhan, last name... not Robisano. I really like writing and making poems, even though I may not be the best at it. 

I have a multitude of hobbies. My main ones are blogging, baking, roller blading, writing, going to the gym, eating and watching scary movies.

My favourite t.v shows are :
Friends
The Office
One Tree Hill
Modern Family
Big Brother.

I adore horror movies. Just the feeling of being scared in total actually :) This does not include any serial killer movies. Sure they are good, but I'm not scared of them.

If I ever say "my friend" or "my best friend" in my posts, it is most likely my friend Alex. She is my best friend, who is also a Mexican..

When I am older I want to have my own bakery. Ever since I was little, baking has been a passion, one which I intend to never live without. I'd call my bakery Simply Sio and it'd be great. If that doesn't happen, I think having a book published would be good.

Boredom = a chance to start a story or "book" that I will never finish.

One of the best books in the world is "The Art of Racing in The Rain" written incredibly by Garth Stein. If you have not read it, go out to your nearest book store and buy it. You will not regret it.

I adore Jenna "Marbles" Mourey, even if she isn't the best role model for a girl my age.

My inspiration is Allie Brosh, author of the blog Hyperbole and a Half. Read it, she is very funny.